YOU ARE TOO TENSE
HERE I SNURGLE YOU
LET MY SOFT LITTLE PAWS MASSAGE AWAY YOUR STRESS
I AM GOOD CAT FRIEND
I AM BEST AT SNURGLING
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
this is actually the cutest thing ever i’m going to cry
*AGGRESSIVELY STILL ISN’T FINISHED WITH HOMEWORK*
songs to listen to when you’re:
- doing homework
- getting over a relationship
- playing dmmd
- playing sport
- walking down the beach
- watering the garden
- playing with dogs
- crying over your OTP
- browsing websites
- murdering your enemies
- surprise bitch
That grandma took none of the shit.
Would you like to stay for dinner?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
SIGN ME UP FOR THE NEXT WAR!
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
I don’t care what kind of blog I have I will blog this no matter what.
"Craving sensation: feeling unreal" was such a huge part of the beginning of my relapse. I was convinced that people in front of me didn’t even exist and I kept touching things and trying to feel sensation. I’m reblogging because I know that that was so horrifying for me and I never want anyone else to go through it.
In case someone needs to see thisJust in case this can help someone. Some suggestions also seem harmful (eating a hot pepper really hurts!!!) but steps to feeling better and not self harming is most important. Sending you love and light
STOP SCROLLING! Please reblog this vitally important information because at least one of your followers is self-harming. Thank you!
I need this
I’ve used some of these and they really do help! Reblogging forever simply because this could help save someone
i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it
E.T., what about E.T.?
That moment when Jeremy realises he’s in his 40’s.
in which the actor who plays one of television’s least likeable characters is actually super considerate and cool
How can he be such a despicable cunt, then…