OH MY GOD
SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING
i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train
the whole like “you’re too young to be gay” shit like. queer people arent like pokemon you don’t level up enough to evolve into a gay.
1 sqft of bun
Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.
1 SQFT OF FLUFFLE
I like this new minecraft update
simba, you have forgotten me
David Tennant with his wife
David Tennant without his wife
I’ve been laughing at this for three years
SOME STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE NICE
SOME STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE DICKS
SOME LESBIANS ARE NICE
SOME LESBIANS ARE DICKS
SOME GAY PEOPLE ARE NICE
SOME GAY PEOPLE ARE DICKS
SOME BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE NICE
SOME BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE DICKS
SOME PEOPLE ARE NICE
SOME PEOPLE ARE DICKS
THERE IS EQUALITY GOODNIGHT
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway
"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"