Color Me Pink

whythefuckareyouromeo:

OH MY GOD

SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

Comic character appreciation post:
 » Anna Marie / Rogue

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

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s-squishysquibbles:

the whole like “you’re too young to be gay” shit like.  queer people arent like pokemon you don’t level up enough to evolve into a gay.

and I’m always honest

letthepuppiestakeme:

lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

mecto-amorous:

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.

1 SQFT OF FLUFFLE

I like this new minecraft update

letthepuppiestakeme:

lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

mecto-amorous:

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.

1 SQFT OF FLUFFLE

I like this new minecraft update

eatsleepcrap:

uterushaver:

eatsleepcrap:

uterushaver:

eatsleepcrap:

Knock Knock

Who’s there

Mufasa

Mufasa who

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simba, you have forgotten me

You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.
Anonymous
other girls: straight hair, nice makeup, short skirts, fashion, cheerleading, high heels
me: short hair, combat boots, smudged makeup, cargo pants, face mask, metal arm, over 2 dozen confirmed kills in the past 50 years. i am the winter soldier.

everyoneinthetardis:

onna4:

David Tennant with his wife

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David Tennant without his wife

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She’s back!

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I’ve been laughing at this for three years

SOME STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE NICE
SOME STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE DICKS

SOME LESBIANS ARE NICE
SOME LESBIANS ARE DICKS

SOME GAY PEOPLE ARE NICE
SOME GAY PEOPLE ARE DICKS

SOME BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE NICE
SOME BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE DICKS

SOME PEOPLE ARE NICE
SOME PEOPLE ARE DICKS

THERE IS EQUALITY GOODNIGHT

REBLOG IF YOU’RE A DRAGON
fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"